6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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