Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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