Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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