he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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