Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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