Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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