I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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