bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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