Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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