also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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