Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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