my mouth tastes like poor choices
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
40s are totally the cure
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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