I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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