Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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