I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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