Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
