Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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