maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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