i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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