i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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