I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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