Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
i think i just lost a toe
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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