It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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