He kissed a someone with a penis
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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