Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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