I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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