He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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