...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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