we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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