It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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