I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Help. Why am I so naked?
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