I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Randomize
