doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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