She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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