You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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