on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
The adults are the big ones right?
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