This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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