Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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