The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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