how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
