i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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