just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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