So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
So many bounce houses so little time
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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