sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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