Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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