whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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