it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
another moral hangover. fuck.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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