You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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