So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just gift wrapped bread.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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