Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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